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Bitter River Roast

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Cali Kick Columbian

$18.00

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Funktastik Fungi Fuel

$30.00

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Here’s Your Damn Gift Card 🎁 (Don’t Say We Never Gave You Anything)

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Morning Punch

$15.00

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Silicon Burnout Blend

$18.00

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SIlicon Burnout blend Pods

$15.00

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Sleep Without the Attitude – 60 Gummies

$15.50

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The Official Bitter Vessel

$11.78

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About The Store

Welcome to Hella Bitter Beans — the store built on sarcasm, caffeine, and questionable life choices. We sling bold, bitter coffee with California attitude, roasted for people who don’t want sugar-coated nonsense in their cup (or their life).

This isn’t just coffee. It’s survival fuel with an attitude problem.

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