Pills, Potions & Bitter Notions

Coffee can’t do everything (tragic, we know). That’s why we cooked up a lineup of supplements to back you up when the beans tap out. From melatonin that shuts your brain off, to mushroom extracts that sharpen it up, to vitamins and herbs that keep your body from falling apart — this is the bitter backup squad.

All crafted with high-quality ingredients, tested for safety, and wrapped in our signature sarcasm. Because your health deserves more than empty promises… and maybe a little attitude.